If I had an opportunity to drive a zamboni I would take it. Dam the consequences.
Friday, February 26, 2010
Thursday, February 25, 2010
SLEEP
I love sleep. It is one of my favorite activities. That probably sounds pretty sad to most people, but it sounds really good to me. People usually stay out because they don't want to miss anything. I leave the party earlier because I don't want to miss any sleep.
When I start a new job or activity I love I will be on time or earlier for probably the first 2 weeks. After that I am always late. Which makes me think if I was offered a million dollars to wake up at 6 am every morning, that 2 weeks in I would be laying in bed at 5:58 am telling myself I can make a million dollars another time. Sleeping is the best choice for me.
When I start a new job or activity I love I will be on time or earlier for probably the first 2 weeks. After that I am always late. Which makes me think if I was offered a million dollars to wake up at 6 am every morning, that 2 weeks in I would be laying in bed at 5:58 am telling myself I can make a million dollars another time. Sleeping is the best choice for me.
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Make Up
Reasons I don't wear make up;
1. It takes me 10 minutes to get ready for work. If I wore make up it would take 15 minutes. I would rather sleep the extra 5 minutes.
2. I started to wear make up when I had my first "real" job after college. I found when I didn't have time to put make up on in the morning (see above) people would tell me I looked really tired. I decided to stop wearing make up so when I was actually tired I could put make up on to look normal.
3. I am cheap.
4. I think people should be comfortable being themselves. Plus I am really hot so I really don't need make up. Atleast that is what I tell myself.
5. I should say something about animal testing or synthetic chemicals, but I don't really know anything about it.
1. It takes me 10 minutes to get ready for work. If I wore make up it would take 15 minutes. I would rather sleep the extra 5 minutes.
2. I started to wear make up when I had my first "real" job after college. I found when I didn't have time to put make up on in the morning (see above) people would tell me I looked really tired. I decided to stop wearing make up so when I was actually tired I could put make up on to look normal.
3. I am cheap.
4. I think people should be comfortable being themselves. Plus I am really hot so I really don't need make up. Atleast that is what I tell myself.
5. I should say something about animal testing or synthetic chemicals, but I don't really know anything about it.
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Leslie Hall
A friend and I stumbled into Subterranean last Friday after a late dinner. We must of have been attracted by the gem sweaters worn by those attending the show. Thankfully I had a few drinks at dinner or I never would have paid $12 for a band I didn't know. Once again my drinking has paid off. The smile never left my face once internet sensation, Leslie Hall took the stage. I am surprised I never heard of her since my boyfriend does a lot of "research" on the internet. He says he is looking at funny videos, but now I don't know if I believe him.
Check her out at http://www.lesliehall.com/.
Check her out at http://www.lesliehall.com/.
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
LIFE
I wonder if our Hunter and Gatherer ancestors questioned their position in life like we do.
I enjoy hunting, but how many buffalo do I really need to kill in my life? I know it necessary to eat, but there has to be more to life. Maybe I’ll become a Gatherer. I think I might be happier as a Gatherer. Berries are really delicious.
Saturday, February 13, 2010
I MISS YOU
I miss my crazy neighbors.
Neighbor #1. Annie and Jane were awesome drunks. They were constantly falling down the 20 stairs leading to their apartment above ours. We would wake to find loose change, chapstick and sometimes even a bloody Annie outside our door.
Neighbor #2. Mary was collecting her mail when she was randomly punched in the face by a girl she didn't know. I guess I don't really miss my neighbor but the random punching girl.
Neighbor #3. I had a weird feeling that someone was living in our building's utility closet. My suspicion was confirmed when I came home and saw smoking seeping out of the bottom of the door. My landlord and boyfriend knocked on "their" door, but there was no answer. After they kicked in the door I found out I was wrong, there were 2 people living in our utility closet. We offered to bring them to a shelter, but the woman said she was stabbed in a shelter a month ago.
Neighbor #4. Meth Girl. I am pretty sure she was a meth head. We would constantly hear her scream at her boyfriend and food delivery men. "You forgot my mother fucking coke. Fuck you!" I awoke at 3am because there was a weird flash coming from outside. I looked out the window to find Meth Girl having a photo shoot of herself on our porch. She also left her door wide open one day and was shocked to find someone stolen her bike. So she installed obviously fake cameras outside her doors. I think she may have gone to jail or just disappeared. Her friend ended up squatting at her place. He eventually stabbed my other neigherbor in the leg. Good times.
My current neighbors are very boring. I guess my neighborhood has changed.
Neighbor #1. Annie and Jane were awesome drunks. They were constantly falling down the 20 stairs leading to their apartment above ours. We would wake to find loose change, chapstick and sometimes even a bloody Annie outside our door.
Neighbor #2. Mary was collecting her mail when she was randomly punched in the face by a girl she didn't know. I guess I don't really miss my neighbor but the random punching girl.
Neighbor #3. I had a weird feeling that someone was living in our building's utility closet. My suspicion was confirmed when I came home and saw smoking seeping out of the bottom of the door. My landlord and boyfriend knocked on "their" door, but there was no answer. After they kicked in the door I found out I was wrong, there were 2 people living in our utility closet. We offered to bring them to a shelter, but the woman said she was stabbed in a shelter a month ago.
Neighbor #4. Meth Girl. I am pretty sure she was a meth head. We would constantly hear her scream at her boyfriend and food delivery men. "You forgot my mother fucking coke. Fuck you!" I awoke at 3am because there was a weird flash coming from outside. I looked out the window to find Meth Girl having a photo shoot of herself on our porch. She also left her door wide open one day and was shocked to find someone stolen her bike. So she installed obviously fake cameras outside her doors. I think she may have gone to jail or just disappeared. Her friend ended up squatting at her place. He eventually stabbed my other neigherbor in the leg. Good times.
My current neighbors are very boring. I guess my neighborhood has changed.
Friday, February 12, 2010
ALONE
One of the hardest things in my life is realizing I am alone and somehow learning to be okay with it. As a child I had a fear that I was making all this up. When I say everything, I mean everything; my family, earth, the universe. I imagined waking up in “the void” and being alone. It turns out I was right.
Read - Anything Beyond The Universe? New Theory Changes Our Destiny
It also turns out I was a weird little girl, with kick ass bangs.
Friday, February 5, 2010
Gross
Some people think having reading material in the bathroom is gross. I think not having reading material in your bathroom is gross. What the hell are you doing in there if you are not reading? Gross.
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
HELL
I don't know about you, but Hell always sounded bad to me. However after being in India where waiting is an everyday part of life, I believe waiting to get into hell is worse.
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