Sunday, March 27, 2011


My hobbies:
1. Writing
2. Gardening
3. Eating
4. Drinking

My boyfriend's hobbies:
1. Ju Jitsu
2. Cooking
3. Picking me up when I am too drunk to ride my bike home
4. Collecting bail money

Tuesday, March 22, 2011


It takes a lot of paper to be a paperless.

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Food I get to eat V

Braised oxtail with brown rice, onions, celery and green peppers.

Bone in

Bone out.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011


We are all search for meaning.
Life has meaning.

We spend all are time living so it must be for some purpose.
We would be doing something else besides living if it didn't mean something.

Sometimes we find meaning.  It feels great.
Then we blink and it's gone.
We will find it again.

Things that meant so much, now 10 years later mean nothing.
If it meant something then, shouldn't it mean something now?

It meant something.

Monday, March 7, 2011

Todd "I'm going to skip that word" Stroger, hooray!

Oh Todd Stroger.  I remember the first time a saw your pretty face.  You were on television being accused of having your employees campaign for you during work hours.  You eloquently corrected that silly reporter.  Go Todd!  Then that sneaky report started snooping around.  Jerk!  As he walked out of your office he saw your employee stuffing envelopes with your campaign letters.*  Obviously she was on a break!  (I screamed that my television.)

Remember when you were talking about the important food desert issue?  That was awesome!  Someone put together the attached video so the world could hear your speech.

I was really afraid the "media" wouldn't cover any more of your adventures, but I was pleasantly surprised when I opened my Chicago Tribune this morning -

Todd you are wonderful.  Keep up the good work.

*I don't recall exactly what happened, but it was really similar.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

My Hood - The Hand Chair Edition

Do you have one of those really fun hand chairs laying around and don't know what to do with it?  Well why not mount it on your wall so it looks like God's hand?  Perfect.

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Food I get to eat IV

Today Mr. Pony whipped up a huge patch of tuna salad.  Ingredients involved Tuna, olive oil, green peepers, celery, and dill pickles.

My mercury count - Low

Brunch today - Tuna salad, salad and cottage cheese

Lupper - Tuna salad on flat bread with tomato and the 7 year Wisconsin Cheddar I just smuggled over the border.  

Mercury count - Jeremy Piven