Opening my parent's refrigerator in front of my mother invariably leads to her listing off the contents for me. I am pretty sure my mother is aware I am not blind, but we have never had this conversation. A quick reaction to her list is absolutely necessary. Otherwise, the contents of the freezer and surrounding cabinets will also be listed off. Again, act quickly. Grab an apple, hot dog, stick of butter, anything, and shove it in your mouth. Otherwise, be prepared for a full discourse on her dislike of grocery shopping or "your father's" current eating habits. You've been warned.