I love donuts and they love me. People are always trying to tear us apart. They don't know what it is like when it is just the two of us. Donuts really care about me. They make me feel so good. People may tell me how bad donuts are for me, but I don't care.
"Donuts will give you a heart attack."
Not my donuts.
"Donuts will make you fat"
My donuts will still love me when I am fat.
"Donuts are just in it for your money."
Well I'm just in it for the donuts.