Thursday, October 15, 2009

REASONS I RIDE A BIKE

1. I am too impatient to wait for three buses to show up at once

2. I am too cheap and unwilling to get over my hatred of cabs

3. I believe the likelihood of being raped while on a bike is much lower than while walking. However, I am pretty sure the likelihood of being hit by a car is greatly increased. (Note to self: conduct extensive research study to determine which option is statistically better. Another note to self: making choices based on statistics is difficult when statistics have to be gathered by me, it might be time to gather statistics if living by statistics is the best choice)

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